Abstract
We construct analytic symplectomorphisms of the cylinder or the sphere with zero or exactly two periodic points that are not conjugate to a rotation. In the case of the cylinder, we show that these symplectomorphisms can be chosen to be ergodic or, to the contrary, with local emergence of maximal order. In particular, this disproves a conjecture of Birkhoff (1941) and solves a problem of Herman (1998). One aspects of the proof provides a new approximation theorem; it enables the implementation of the Anosov-Katok scheme in new analytic settings.